'SECRETLY' i think u mean bucky having an unabashed and enviable collection of captain america merchandise that steve hates because it’s embarrassing but bucky keeps coming home with these fucking t shirts and coffee mugs and starts yelling at steve if he tries to get rid of any of it
46% Marvel, 32% Supernatural, 22% other things.
Molly, 21, Supernatural, Marvel, Sebastian Stan, Chris Evans, Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers, Dean Winchester, Castiel. Ships galore.
I'm basically a real-life female version of Steve Rogers.
I'm learning how to be a human being again. It's hard.
New things: emotions??
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Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
It’s Natasha who does it the first time.
Everyone, even Thor, is sitting in the monthly Avengers meeting in New York when Steve lets out the most glorious and obnoxious sneeze anyone had ever heard.
All they hear is a quiet but firm, “God bless America,” from Natasha’s end of the table. Everyone looks at her. She’s stony faced as ever, until Steve glares at her and she smirks. Tony and Clint snort simultaneously as Fury cracks a smile, Bruce puts his face in his hands, and Bucky bursts out laughing. Sam is there, too, but he’s dissolved into stitches on the ground, laughing so hard he’s crying.
Steve begins to protest. “Hey!” Steve yells over the boisterous laughing. “It’s not tha-aaa-aaACHOO!”
Tony stands up and shouts “God bless America!” as he throws his hands in the air. Now even Fury is laughing, and Natasha is chuckling.
Steve frowns. Unfortunately, it doesn’t stop the third sneeze from tearing itself from Steve’s mouth.
"ACHOO!" Steve’s eyes are starting to water from sneezing so hard, but the hilarity of the situation rolls over him as Bucky stands next to him, puts his hand over his heart and starts singing ‘God Bless America’ in the most ridiculous tone he can manage.
Thor, however, is sitting in his seat, smiling at the absurdity of his Midgardian friends. “What are you all laughing about?” he asks innocently. Everyone stops laughing for a moment, wiping their eyes so they can take a good look at Thor before bursting out laughing again.
Thor eyes them warily before standing up and leaving. He heads down the hallway to the elevator. Surely someone would explain this. “Perhaps the Son of Coul may assist me,” and he sets off to find Phil, leaving his teammates in the conference room, too tired and too amused to care that the god of thunder had just left.
hello 911 yes
yes i’ll hold
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS
imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
I bet this is what Coulson has in his bathroom
"…I don’t understand what’s going on. I walk the street in New York feeling like I’m Paul Rudd or something, but apparently no one else sees it that way."
i’m so upset
I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb
they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!
if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter
do they speak latin because it’s a dead language
in case you haven’t seen this one sandibebop
Still fighting my attraction
Damn…suit and glasses.
Oh..my…god….seriously?! Another rabbit hole!
stOP THIS MAN
I’M WAKING UP TO ASH AND DUST
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
I’m plotting out my first long fic ever and I hope I’m doing it right. I’m kind of really excited.
you’re my friend. from fighting bullies, to hydra, and then each other.
i. brooklyn baby (lana del rey)
ii. alleyways (the neighbourhood)
iii. i’ll keep you safe [cover] (sleeping at last)
iv. white blank page (mumford and sons)
v. out of the darkness (matthew and the atlas)
vi. still (daughter)
vii. homesick (young readers)
viii. the weight of the world (editors)
ix. and the world was gone (snow ghosts)
x. how (the neighbourhood)
xi. medicine (daughter)
xii. après moi (regina spektor)
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